#73 That's Nothin'

Have you ever heard Brian Regan's Me Monster routine? Ah, good times. It's funny to see it manifested, even in a three year old.

While sitting around the dinner table Brecken recounted the time her cousin had accidentally thrown a rock at her nose causing it to bleed. Not to be outdone by her older sister, Taylor began to relay her own tale:

"One time, I was outside, getting rocks, and Jordan," (the older brother of previous mentioned culprit), "picked up a huge rock," (Brecken's was just, "a rock,"), "and he threw it at me. It hit my face. And my head,"(Brecken's hit only her nose) "And my nose started to bleed. And my eyes started to bleed. And my whole head started to bleed, and all of my body started to bleed, and I was all the way covered with blood..." Yes... yes, how to end the grand finale??! "And I died!"

Yes, Taylor, your story was bigger than Brecken's. Death trumps bloody nose; you win :)